i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
(Source: growlithed)
20th May 2013
Reblogged From damnfew
Notes: 312521
(Source: waiting4amarine)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Army Private First Class Cody J. Towse. 14 MAY 2013.
Died in Sanjaray, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when enemy forces attacked their unit with an improvised explosive device. Towse was assigned to 3rd Battalion, 41st Infantry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Fort Bliss, Texas.
Army Sergeant First Class Jeffrey C. Baker. 14 MAY 2013.
Died in Sanjaray, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when enemy forces attacked their unit with an improvised explosive device. Baker was assigned to 766th Ordnance Company, 63rd Ordnance Battalion, 52nd Ordnance Group, Fort Stewart, Ga.
Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
….aaaand, the same question I have for everyone who posts something like this: where was your outrage when Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II did the exact same thing?
I served as a Marine. I would have been honored to do something like this. Get something straight, right-wingers, Marines who post at the White House are asked before being accepted to Yankee White if they’d have any problems doing stuff like this. They hold doors for people who work at the White House. They also guard Camp David. They’re Infantry Marines who train round the clock every year.
Or are you fuckers pissed off because white guys are holding umbrellas for a black fella?
I wanted this fucking detail and got denied. Don’t make it seem like these guys’ job is shitty this is a fucking honor! Those are some of the most badass Marines there are. Respect them.
